News Report

Husband bought a new car, an '08 Sentra, fully loaded. It has leather and too many techno gadgets for me to figure out. He bought me an energy drink and the new mint M&Ms in return. I view this as a fair trade.
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I found a new doctor and I love her. She didn't violate me like my last one did. And to combat my evil allergies, she prescribed me allergy meds and cough medicine which hasn't kicked in yet. I am fully expecting to not wake myself up with horrid coughing tonight. Thank you cherry flavored codeine. It could take up to 6 months to get rid of my cough though. Mother Nature is trying to kill me.
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Dan is the best husband ever and found Core'dinations cardstock for me! He proceeded to buy 4 packs worth. I had planned to have him take a picture of me with my excited bug eyes, but decided to spare you all the horror of that sight. You're welcome.
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Max has begun to drool. Does anyone know why a cat drools? Or more importantly, how to get him to stop? This trumps him throwing up on my leg. That was at least a one-time thing, but this droll is starting to seep into my skin.
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This concludes your "Sara has been feeling a writer's block lately so she's doing a cop-out post" update.