Monday, April 28, 2008

News Report

Husband bought a new car, an '08 Sentra, fully loaded. It has leather and too many techno gadgets for me to figure out. He bought me an energy drink and the new mint M&Ms in return. I view this as a fair trade.
I found a new doctor and I love her. She didn't violate me like my last one did. And to combat my evil allergies, she prescribed me allergy meds and cough medicine which hasn't kicked in yet. I am fully expecting to not wake myself up with horrid coughing tonight. Thank you cherry flavored codeine. It could take up to 6 months to get rid of my cough though. Mother Nature is trying to kill me.
Dan is the best husband ever and found Core'dinations cardstock for me! He proceeded to buy 4 packs worth. I had planned to have him take a picture of me with my excited bug eyes, but decided to spare you all the horror of that sight. You're welcome.
Max has begun to drool. Does anyone know why a cat drools? Or more importantly, how to get him to stop? This trumps him throwing up on my leg. That was at least a one-time thing, but this droll is starting to seep into my skin.
This concludes your "Sara has been feeling a writer's block lately so she's doing a cop-out post" update.


The Noisy Plume said...

Oh Lord.

I knew this was the start of something wonderful the first time I read your blog and nearly shot hot tea out my nose while snorting and guffawing in delight over your posts.

You really are the funniest.
I don't mind your writer's block at all!
Carry on...

The Noisy Plume said...

By the way:

Ditto on the violation complaint.