Goodbye Husband

Dan I sort of exchanged Christmas gifts the other day. I got him Guitar Hero. He now, and I quote, "rocks out with his (male chicken) out."
There is an awful lot of headbanging and heavy metal music around our place. I think it might be time for me to move out.

EDIT - Dan: "I was rocking out with my (male chicken) safely in my pants."

2ND EDIT - Dan: "Whoa, this game makes you hallucinate. Your head just got bigger. Now I know why druggies like this game so much."