Conversations with Dan

Dan: Have you updated our blog today?
Me: No. Why don't you do it?
Dan: Cuz it's your blog.
Me: It's not my blog. It's OUR blog.
Dan: The same way it's MY Myspace page?

Dan: I like this song. *begins singing along*
Me: This is rap. You're white. I don't think you're allowed to rap in Mesa if you're white.
Dan: I'm hard core ghetto. *begins making gang hand signals*
Me: We're going to get shot.
Dan: ...wait...this is the Vulcan sign. That's not ghetto...